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As a Montreal Canadiens fan I've been a little upset with their current series against Carolina.
The first two games were great. Even game 5 wasn't all that shabby (I do have to send some respect to Cam Ward) but I really did not enjoy games 3 and 4. I had no idea that Carolina had a line up stacked with dentists! And I also had no idea you could do orthodontic work with a hockey stick! It's amazing! I wonder how much the players on the 'Canes are charging for their delicate 'stick rammed into teeth' work they are doing out there!
But I digress.
The main purpose is to elevate knowledge of something that can be placed along side the Yeti, the Loch Ness Monster and democratic goverment. I am speaking of course, about Rod Brind'amour's nose.
I present Exhibit A, Rod back in his Philly days - nose looking pretty normal.
No I present you with a picture from the current playoff series against the Montreal Canadiens - parents you may want to hide your childrens eyes.
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE NOSE!
The only logical explanation of this, is the first cousin of Manbearpig, and that is - of course, the Carolina Nose Goblin.
We need to stop the Nose Goblin before it's too late!
Nose Goblins are usually found in an NHL goalies crease, interfering on a play or pretending to be a lot better than they really are.
Please join me in my fight against this hideous creature before it's too late!
Thank you
Montreal Canadiens
Carolina Hurricanes
Cam Ward
Manbearpig
NHL
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