Trouble in Federland

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As Kevin Federline assailed the ears of party goers at Pure on Friday night in Las Vegas, the crowd fought back with choice hand signals. You may be asking yourself, why was the crowd so hostile at the aspiring rapper? After all, they did show up to this 'performance' on their own free will knowing full well of the former backup dancer's limited talent.

Club goers were enraged at Britney Spear's no show, despite the announcement made earlier that evening that she would make an appearance. Think about it, wouldn't you be mad if you made it through a night of watching Federline's 'performance' in order to get a glimpse of the pop star?

What could possibly keep Mrs Federline from watching on proudly as her husband performed the musical genius that is Popozao?

Immediately before Britney was supposed to walk down the red carpet at Federline's Pure performance the couple got into an arguement over dinner. This is nothing new for the torrential couple, who have a history of heated arguements.

This adds to the recent stress Britney is probably already feeling after two recent visits from the sherriff's department to their home. First, when Spears was seen driving down the highway with baby Sean Preston in her lap, and secondly when baby Sean fractured his skull from a fall from his highchair.

What would be better than to add to this crazy trailer park family/circus? That's right, it has just been confirmed by USWeekly that Britney Spears has once again been impregnated by Federline. Spears has reportedly known since February, but has waited until recently to inform her family of the news.

This will be the second child for the couple, who will join Sean Preston, 7 mths, and Kevin's two children from a previous relationship with Shar Jackson, Kaleb and Kori.

There was a collective thud around the world from people slapping their foreheads when the pregnancy news was released.

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